Paris Hilton for President
What’s nice about Paris Hilton is her close and undeniable bond with nature. Like how she toils away in the grueling socialite scene to support her 17 pooches in the lifestyle to which they’ve become accustomed, even building them a doggie replica of her own mansion, complete with chandelier and matching furniture. Or how she cut down on her carbon footprint by living like a Spartan for 45 whole days… in jail. Or how she—and this is, like, totally sweet—wanted so badly to have pioneered the hybrid craze that she actually convinced herself that the Yukon SUV she bought as a “little birthday present” to herself in 2008, was the “first one” ever purchased.
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